Sorry but if you don't know any size altering spells you deserve to be laughed at. Any circle that takes such amateurs is not serious. Or you could just lie ajd say it has not arrived yet.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I think they cast a size altering spell on their arm.

[–] Teal@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago

I’d show up all proud of it. Whatever you drink is either extremely potent or the chalice is enchanted to hold more than it appears.

Either way just sip slowly.

[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago

Great for a wizards shot glass though

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

Can't you cast a basic size-doubling spell?

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Don't support the evil chalice manufacturing scam! You can make your own evil chalice with a simple ritual on the skull of your enemy. Adopt, don't buy!

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Careful, their malice is occasionally hidden within the cavities of their skull. My master referred to it as “prey’on diseez”

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 3 points 19 hours ago

Prey'on diseez nutz

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

Makes for an even better malice chalice.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

If you're vaccinated, it's not dangerous. Just make sure to wash it thoroughly after the ritual and don't use the holy water to prevent oxidation.

[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Deny, depose, reuse, and recycle!

[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

You gotta get a better chalice guy

[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Pathetic

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Just take it as a "gift" for your enemy as a joke. When they get offended, blame them for stealing your evil chalice and express disappointment in how they can't take a joke.

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 day ago

Perfect size for the eyeballs of your enemies.