HEXBEAR SPIL MY JICE DEFED DEFED DEFED DEFD DEFED
this post was submitted on 06 Sep 2023
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They pretended to be gay so they could have the moral highground when they told me not to use slurs.
Bout time I defederated from my masculine side
hits a little too hard 
Didn't mean to upset anyone, I thought it was a funny quip. Should I delete?
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I'm not a local, but I'm fond of Hexbear. Most people online who are too philosophically confident for my comfort are right wing extremists who want to shoot me dead in the street. Here it's people who would shoot back at an anti-gay shooter, and I appreciate that.
Shoot back
Shoot first
That works too. You just gotta be fast to shoot a shooter before they shoot first. You only have a brief window, a few seconds at most, between the shooter clearly preparing to shoot and the shooter shooting first, forcing you to shoot back. Shoot too soon, and you're just shooting someone for being so afraid of the gays that they're open carrying, and I can't condone shooting cowards just for being cowards.
I heard their owls don't even take baths
Excuse me what?
I think so too, hexbear has made me think, it has made me consider things, and that is sick and twisted. I long for simpler days when I could say whatever words I wanted without some wokescolding millennial telling me "Whoa now, that's a " bad word " , you need to cool your jets!" What jets do I need to cool? Typical,.,
And what is wrong with [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] anyway? I like to say these words to show I am not scared of them. I use them in a tactical way, you could say.
I am the real progressive one.
The hexbearians just want to dominate the fediverse. They want to rule over it with their authoritarian imperialism. Ironic given their eagerness lambaste the Shining City on a Hill to no end with such a title.
How is logging on to hexbear dot net and commenting on my lemmy dot world post to exclaim my way of speaking is Forbidden any different than the crimes of the most brutal regimes?
They always fail to answer and I refuse to listen to their excuses anymore.
hexbears took a sip of my delicious Diet Pepsi when I was looking the other way because I was too busy thinking of new slurs I could invent
hexbears gave me a wedgie and called me a racist peepee drinking piss goblin
hexbears repeatedly said nice things about China and yet not a single nice thing about my illustrious father Henry Kissinger
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I love you hexbears. You're funny, you're right most of the time, and you suffer no fools. If your server goes back into isolation, I'd probably make an account on it just to check in onyas.
I really like this one.
They brigaded my post and said racism is bad actually
Hexbear said "Liberal say what?" And I said "What?" And now I have no choice but to use slurs.
Many people are saying this.
Indeed, they spammed their evil emojis! 
And some are bigger than others on other sites, sometimes giving accidental awesomeness like a perspective shot of wine cave warriors in the wine cave!
Site of pure hypocrisy. They claim to be volcel yet they post like they are very sexy
Keep on complaining about us eating your ice cream. We'll just pull out our comically large spoons and eat the rest of your food
Wait a second.... defederating from hexbear... is this a fancy way of telling us to touch grass? 
"One defed is a tragedy, millions is a statistic" - vladimir tankie mc stalinium communism the third
Free shrekland.net and chapo.chat from hexbear settler colonialism. Revolution of our time!
How did u find out about me and Xi
Xi said I was the only one for him! 
Haven't had enough of these threads yet, huh?
they're like potato chips, i can't stop
it's fulla libs!
What would happen if an instance actually tried to defed itself?
I had the chance to do that once. They said they'd guarantee a communism for me if I did it. But I didn't have the strength to leave my comrades I posted with behind. Will you ever forgive me? 
that's right
Hexbear users all called me a Lib and a treat-boy. They said that I "probably liked outdoor cats" and "stacked rocks". I can't continue being bullied by such tankies.
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