Wait, you're telling me Nicole the Fediverse girl isn't real π±
this post was submitted on 02 Feb 2025
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I do hope you haven't done anything you might regret.
How do you un dick a pic? Is there an app for that?
Just double down and send a dick pic to your friends, family, and coworkers. Then they cant hold it over you. Pretty sure thats how france does it
So, uh. Hi .
This is gonna seem a little out of character and I wonβt blame you for feeling a little out of sorts about this whole thingβ¦ but Iβve been compromised by a master haxxor from the dark webz and I need to get out in front of this.
Please find enclosed a portfolio of photographs in .pdf and zip archive, mostly comprised of my dick βn balls.
ps. Sorry, Gram-gam. I made bad choices.
pps. Kevin, Iβd understand if youβd prefer I didnβt come into work on Monday.
What Would France Do? Can't go wrong.
Yeah, but we live in the era of all powerful AI! A mere blur filter wonβt deter the techno ninjas amogus!
See?!
Why are you sending nerds your dick?
Truly amazing technology. What a time to be alive!
Oh! I got that PM from "Nichole" too! Lemmy's made the big time!!
A couple of accounts sent out a tonne of PMs. They are getting blocked but banning and removing content doesn't remove DMs, so folks can delete them or wait for the Admins to run some SQL to remove them.
I would trust an admin writing sql like I would trust Lassy to do cpr. It might look like it's working correctly, but in the end something is going to die.
Said as someone who used to write and run sql queries.
If I know you're 100% real, I'm still saying no. I'm here for funny shit not friendships.
Absolutely agree with you my friend
Iβm not your friend, pal.
I'm not your pal, mate!
I'm not your buddy, guy!
I'm not your guy, friend
You guys wanna jerk off together?
I was just baffled by it
wonder who is the poor girl, possibly oblivious to her photo being sent to everyone like a business card.
Photos, the spammer account actually made posts with other puctures of that person.
If you checked the profile there was couple posts with other pictures of the same person. I just feel bad for that person getting their pictures misused.
We did it!
Would love to see how many actually fell for it, highly doubt anyone who did would ever say so.
Sup.
Didn't actually, but I'll admit that for a second I thought oh man someone needs to tell them they're trying too hard but then I thought about how strange it was to introduce yourself to a community via DM and how many people you'd have to send it to, and--oh, just like spam, because it is spam lol.
But I'm quite gullible / naive, so usually take most comms at face value initially. It's just how I am.
til I am an unintentional new-types-of-spam luddite or how you say⦠Boomer.
My dumbass did, until I checked the PeerTube channel. The live video was just being played on repeat or something. There's no way she just stood still there for hours.
Same! I actually commented as well π
So... don't leave us hanging, what's on the Friendica and Peertube links?
Not much. If it is a spam thing then I suspect that was coming later.
Prolly bc Nicole is busy with her pre-health-sciences studies. /s
If you think about it, health science studies is a big enough field, everything that came before that is massive. No wonder she is busy.
I poked around out of curiosity. The friendica profile was empty except for one post saying hi. The peertube was live an hour ago or so and had a few comments. I'm currently in bed so didn't watch it to see if there was any sound. The final link was to some chat room thing that needed a login to get in, and I didn't feel like making one.
I'm curious what was in hell but not enough to go check myself
What's even weirder is the livestream she was supposedly on. I tried commenting, but there was no answer.
Funny how they think using this bland looking girl would trick us instead of using the usual hot girl thatβs obviously a bot.
"The Fediverse Chick" like there's just one
Everyone knows !femcelmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone and !mtf@lemmy.blahaj.zone is full of cuties
They didn't even bother to try and scam us with someone hot. The fake Tinder profiles at least bothered to find some girl on Instagram to steal pictures of.
I think they figured that, as we've rejected the attractive popular social media sites, we might be more inclined to go for someone more attainable and on our wavelength. I imagine she's been hit up with plenty of "what's your stack? Right answers only! LOL. Kidding. π€ͺ".
LDR don't work out anyway.
She doesnβt even look polish.
Ah I read it as polish and though, "she is quite shiny.*