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I know I'm posting this on the Internet in an open forum but I don't want anyone else interacting with it. Since I said that, if anyone interacts with this post you're brigading my post. Interacting includes:

  • Upvoting
  • Posting
  • Sharing it outside of the forum
  • Crossposting it to another community
  • Viewing my post
  • Thinking about my post in any capacity

Thanks in advance for not brigading my post. I appreciate it.

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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 72 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm posting this canary comment. If anyone upvotes it I know that you interacted with my post so I'll know this thread was brigaded.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As a philosophical-zombie paid-shill ruzzian-sino bot, im not actually cognitively engaging with this post. Instead I get all of my thoughts passed to me thru this box i live in and i follow a set of pre-existing instructions to turn it into Chinese Propaganda. Cant blame me, Im just the flesh automaton what posts.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

So basically you're the sovereign citizen of posting? I can't argue with that you aren't brigading my post. Thank you

[–] JuryNullification@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hexbears brigading this post like sicko-crowd

[–] HornyOnMain@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago

NOOO SCARY HEXBEARS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS TRYING TO AVOID kitty-cri-screm

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh my god Hexbears are brigading my thread mods please help I have proof my canary comment has been upvoted

[–] sovietknuckles@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Brigading your own post 😔

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

Oh shit was I the tankie the whole time? bean-think

[–] Finger@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago

no more half measures walter

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Brigadier general reporting for duty

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

what if I only agreed with your good and valid opinions, surely that couldn't be brigading

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago

Well then yes of course THAT'S not brigading. Obviously all of the things I listed out only applies to people I don't like. If I like what you're saying that's totally different of course

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

Too late, I have scooped up your post with Stalin's giant spoon.

stalin-comical-spoon

Try to stop me liberals.

[–] SunriseParabellum@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I declare this whole site my own personal space, by posting anything here without my prior consent you are brigading my site.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

Thats fair except for this post since I already claimed it. You can have the rest though. Unless you are planning on colonizing my post like the authoritarian tankie I know you are!

[–] impiri@lemm.ee 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Mine is not to reason why

Mine is but to post replies

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Oh wow now someone from ee is even brigading my thread. I thought you were better than Hexbears BUT WE SEE THE TRUTH! stalin-point

[–] impiri@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The other 599 lemmees said they would be right behind me

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[–] Harrison@ttrpg.network 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dulce et decorum est pro patria litteras mittere

Nerd detected

[–] Krause@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is only brigading if you perceived my post to post this postless post

[–] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

Look at all these Hexbear posters brigading your post! I say we should defederate from Hexbear immediately to prevent this from ever happening again.

[–] boredtortoise@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Hey everyone make sure you don't interact with this post here: https://hexbear.net/post/502637

Do not go through the link there's nothing to see there

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

NNOOOOOOO THIS IS STRICTLY NOT ALLLLLOOOWWWEEEDDDD rage-cry

[–] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I appreciate the effort here, but I dunno, it doesn’t feel quite complete if you’re not going to claim the moral high ground while calling everyone a slur.

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[–] ElGosso@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

I'm not brigading, I'm Brigadooning

[–] DavidGarcia 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm gonna do what's called a Stirner move

[–] ComradeCmdrPiggy@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] booty@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Polygonal bears DNI

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Get dunked, lib

[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Peepee poopoo

[–] Cherufe@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

brigades loodly and leaving ketchup stains everywhere

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[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago
[–] socialjeffwarrior@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago
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