I get that this is supposed to be funny, but one of the biggest things I'll be thankful for, until the day I die, is talk therapy.
From it, I learned that my thoughts that mirrored this meme are so incredibly common that first year therapists in graduate school are taught this as basic training.
I didn't think I can adequately express how common it is; it's like obesity in the United States, but unlike obesity we will always be invisible into socialized medicine become a thing.