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"Seems those that tried it, loved it!" is a pretty bold claim...

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[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 48 points 3 months ago (2 children)
  1. How do you eat this?
  2. Those are not macaroni.
  3. Why is it being photographed at a morgue with the emergency backup lights on?
[–] xtapa@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well, the cheese in Mac and cheese usually isn't cheese either, tbf.

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 months ago

My life is a lie

[–] apocalypticat@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Step 1: open mouth

...

I think you could figure out the rest.

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Step 2: Start licking the table cause that's where most of the mac n cheese ended up

[–] apocalypticat@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I feel this coming: Directions unclear ... ate the edge of the table?

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 months ago

Whoa, now that just gives even more room for interpretation ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Nothing wrong with hot dogs and Mac n cheese, but why put the Mac n cheese on a hot dog with a bun and not cut up hot dog into a bowl of Mac? This is exactly what I think of when I think about "stupid food." The food itself isn't exactly bad; it's just done in a stupid way.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Seriously, the point of a hot dog is being a finger food. There's no good way to do that here. Just cut up the dog and put it in the mac.

[–] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

Hell yeah, grill that bad boy first, to pair with the smoked mac, then slice it up and top some mac with it. The restaurant could also decrease the food cost this way by decreasing the amount of hot dog and increasing the amount of pasta. The customer will still be happy, and you're probably saving 15-25% in food cost.

[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 3 months ago

They also could have put the Mac and cheese under the weiner instead of ontop of it. Problem solved.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 23 points 3 months ago

To be fair, one joint and I will eat 8 of these

[–] lolrightythen@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I would eat that no prob. I bet some of the naysayers would too

I'd really want some bacon bits and green onions, though.

[–] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

I'd eat it in a heartbeat, I just think they're doing it a disservice by promoting it with a picture

[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 5 points 3 months ago

I'm willing to eat it, I'd suggest if probably enjoy it, but I've no fucking clue how I'd eat it.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

I have no problem with the concept. I just don't like the execution. Grill up those weiners and get some color on them. Use a homemade baked mac and cheese or fried mac and cheese balls. Put it on a brioche or potato long roll. Toast the long roll. Add a splash of color with chopped parsley or something.

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 3 months ago

I'd gladly devour that depending on the price but I wouldn't pay more than $2.50 for it. I know a Great Value bun when I see it.

[–] Qkall@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I mean i have had a dog with mac n cheese on it... but... it... didn't look like this.

[–] BmeBenji@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Shitty foodporn or shittyfood porn?

[–] Qkall@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

in hindsight, maybe not that different

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 months ago

Is that image before or after consuming the food?

[–] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What if you spiralized a hot dog, made fried mac and cheese balls and put them on top with some cheese sauce, and then eat it like spaghetti and meatballs?

[–] kogasa@programming.dev 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

Nah, meatghetti and spagballs grant immortality and immense strength.

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago

I mean, don't knock it 'til you've tried it...

[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 3 points 3 months ago

Looks awful. Get a side container if you want some mac with your dog for fucks sake.

[–] milliams@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] wieson@feddit.org 1 points 3 months ago

conchiglie and cream even

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world -1 points 3 months ago

That's more of a food crime than shitty food porn.