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Or so the Germans would have you believe

Oh no, we were too loud and woke up Belgium too. Quick Congo, run and hide!

Some real cow tools vibes going on

Every single time I've thrown out a big box, I've ended up regretting it

Wait, I've never heard of that, lemme try it.
Did it work?

I don't use loanwords, all words I use are of my own, original creation. If another language also happens to use that word, then that's just a coincidence

Just get an unbirthing fetish and then do that in reverse

That story again?

The chain of evidence for that shawl is extremely questionable, as ut only entered evidence like a decade ago and was previously in private ownership

The article doesn't go into detail about the type of DNA analysis but previous if it was based on mitochondrial DNA it could be very inaccurate

That's like saying "A diary entry from 1888, found in private ownership in 2010, said that Jack the Ripper wore glasses. Kosminski wore glasses, therefore we can say with 100% certainty that he was the murderer!"

Also, don't believe articles that use phrases like "100% certain". If forensics were this good, we'd have no need for courts

What the fuck?

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