NoForwardslashS

At least the pineapples were real

How are we on Gen Triangle already?

But now where am I going to get my fentanyl eggs?

This one sounds like it could be another flavour from the Leninade guys

That's a lot of times, you must be very patient

I think you misunderstood: he has a hard on for Putin.

The rest of the world has poop knives, of course Texas has poop pistols.

accusing him of killing American journalist Gonzalo Lira 

Unsure if they misspelled "Propagandist" or "Mysoginist" here. He certainly wasn't a journalist.

Sounds like the creepy in-mission music in the original X:COM

It's interesting that you bring up a faction within an occupied nation (which at the time was not an independent nation), but fail to mention that 2 of the mentioned 3 did initially align with the axis and signed treaties with them. Hmm, could there be some bias there?

And a few billion dollars and a seat at the table of the US government

But why did he need to write it in cum on the wall?

Is that why all of his veins are popping out?