Shitty Food Porn

As an added bonus, it literally looks like shit, too!

It was still good though

My 3yo wanted purple mash potatoes, it didn’t really work because I used yellow potatoes. Then my 3yo decided she didn’t want potatoes so my wife and I were stuck eating prison gruel.

Dunno if there are any anchovy lovers here, but these were excellent.

She called it „dogpile in winter“.

Wanted a loaded hot dog but found out half way through we only had mini-dogs.

Mini hotdogs and cheddar cheese broiled on a hotdog bun. Loaded up with rice, broccoli, oyster sauce, and Sriracha.

Ended up being delicious. A real hotdog would have been better; the minis kept falling out or moving with each bite. I'd put the Sriracha under the rice next time. It mostly ended up smearing on my face.

I'm torn between being shitty food porn or crimes against humanity food.

Cast your vote.

P.s.

Next, I think I'm going to try the None Pizza With Side Beef

Squash, zucchini, broccoli, carrots, onions, and rice, sautéed with teriyaki and soy sauce.

cross-posted from: https://lemy.lol/post/35015279

For when you want your pizza extra THICCC

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/china-pizza-hut-frog-fried-new-menu-b2650994.html

Probably won't ever learn to stretch the dough properly but so far they turned out alright.

"Seems those that tried it, loved it!" is a pretty bold claim...

Recipe: Offbrand White Monster and Valerian Extract

It's horrible.