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...this non-binary shit takes LGBTQ+ too far. I was fine with gay people, bisexual people, and even trans people who don't look too freakish, but I can't accept people who fall too far beyond the status quo! They’re just not normal enough, and I must say: what's more leftist than supporting mandatory conformity to heavily reinforced traditionalist norms?"

I will not attend the Joe Biden lookalike contest at femboy Hooters

-once they are done coming, I am less leftist.

I condemn Hamas and will for Joe Biden.

…I don’t think owls should be allowed to vote in the upcoming McDonald’s chicken selects vs McRib contest.

...I'm the biggest Hillary supporter. It's her turn.

this is the most important election of our lifetime

Joe Biden needs to calm down on catering to the socialists and tankies, they're hurting his reelection chances!

IT'S HER TURN!!

...I'm also as rightist as they come, making me the perfect Centrist

...landlords provide an important service.

im as leftist as they come but we really do need to reach across the aisle more often

-unfortunately they do not come very leftist. Now, let me tell you some things about Romani people.

But somebody shit in my pants so I'm voting for 99% Hitler now.

"-what's a little genocide between friends?"

... I think we should do a couple more Holocausts

...I like mayonnaise

I'm right handed.

But her emails

I'm as leftist as they come, butt.

-nothing! Get out from under my tank!

Whatever happened to gary cooper

-but they are all celibate

... I just can't stand having to breathe weed smoke all day. Puffing on fat doinks in public is worse than cigarettes.

...I think Stalin made a few mistakes.

(I could fix him)

--I'm leftofthat. 😊

looks like someone works at OpenAI

… not really.

...I think the Three Gorges Dam should be nuked

....honeydew melon is underrated