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[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 75 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Women will be like "hear me out" and show you popular Hollywood actor Walton Goggins

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

walter goggles

[–] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

I mean personally this guy looks very strange to me without the makeup on. I wouldn’t consider him conventionally attractive.

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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 63 points 1 year ago (31 children)

A lot of men like to justify their shallowness by imagining that women are just as shallow in order to justify it.

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Jordan Peterson sub is particularly funny. Some of them do achieve wealthy status, get all the expensive clothes and cars, then make posts asking why women don't want to talk to them despite obtaining "everything" they want. And then JP adjacent people on twitter are flabbergasted when some hot woman dates a guy who isn't rich nor a catwalk model and try to philosophize "there's something going on with women...."

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[–] RION@hexbear.net 54 points 1 year ago (6 children)

was going to go into the pedantic discourse of "yes, but under the makeup he's still a handsome hollywood actor" but ran into a problem. is Walton Goggins handsome? i'm looking at pictures of him on google and i just... can't tell. kinda like what people used to say about Maggie Gyllenhaal back in the day

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's extremely charismatic, but not necessarily traditionally handsome, that charisma carries over when he plays the ghoul.

[–] WhatsonAir@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f9/Walton_Goggins_by_Gage_Skidmore.jpg/440px-Walton_Goggins_by_Gage_Skidmore.jpg

Looks more fit and cared for (teeth and such), with conventionally attractive face with 50 than most do in their end 20s. I say to deny the looks would be a move that hurts more honestly.

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
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[–] JayTwo@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

Not sure how but somehow he's hotter as a ghoul than IRL.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maggie Gyllenhaal is beautiful to this day.

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[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

lmao ive been wanting to fuck a ghoul since that cowgirl lady ghoul in New Vegas

these losers need to get on my level of Monster-fucker edgeworth-smug

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[–] kristina@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

cishet women are not doing well

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Most of the monsterfuckers I know who would be into ghouls and shit are definitely not het, and usually not cis either, lol.

[–] StalinStan@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Monsterfuckers need to get over themselves. Oh, you'd rub the pedipalps of a giant spider? Cute. In the real world people sleep with US senators. No monster is as bad as that.

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[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I keep that thang on me. Confirmed not het.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Pretty sure I'm het and Fallout is full of things I'd inadvisably bone

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[–] Othello@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

once a cishet friend got into an argument, brought me into the room, to argue that monsterfuckers are mostly bi, and that everyone knows that bisexuals love horror movie monsters like werewolves. I WAS A PRIMARY SOURCE.

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[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

cishet women are my wife and she is so hot. awooga

and she is more of a communist than i will ever be.

[–] whatup@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hard disagree. Deadpool’s way hotter.

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[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

i'd fuck that nose hole.

[–] Aria@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There you have it lads, women are into child-killers. Try singing up for the IDF.

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[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

what is this video game garbage? what?

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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