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[–] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 134 points 10 months ago

"The scene where Pippin convinces Treebeard to help had to be cut, to preserve the PG rating."

[–] aheadofthekrauts@discuss.tchncs.de 36 points 10 months ago

Poor Gendolfyn trying to milk a male ent after mistaking it as a female.

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Khrux@ttrpg.network 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Surely that would be more of a

[–] mac@infosec.pub 2 points 10 months ago

You were quick on that edit

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

why they don't do elephant rides at the zoo anymore

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

The trainers forgot the magic word (magumbo)

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 10 months ago

Groot dumpster.

[–] Hacksaw@lemmy.ca 22 points 10 months ago

If dying of dehydration try to find an elephant. There are often drips of water in leftover in their trunks. Elephants don't mind sharing and are often grateful have a dry trunk as it avoids trunkrot.

[–] satanmat@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

Why Grandpa was never allowed back in the Zoo

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 10 months ago

Remember to cradle the balls while you suck stick to get more sap.

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago

Thirst is a pathway to many acts some consider to be unnatural

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Milk the morning milkwood, but check your hubris and never take on bigger ent than you can deep-take. If needed, call your fiends to make the process easier.

And dont forget to use protection if you see flowers blooming on the mighty tree dong. Unless millions of little saplings fighting their way out of your balls sound like a good time to you (no judging).

Lastly, don't mind a little moss on the bark, it's a style choice, but it's customary to take any mushrooms for breakfast (a delicacy known as HoneyShroom DickCheesea).

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 10 points 10 months ago

Me on a saturday night

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago
[–] Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

For best results often inspect your trachea visually for bronchitis*

[–] nikaaa@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Artist's impression of the preparation of Ayahuasca.

[–] adam_y@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

If you've got wood, you've got something to drink.

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Schlongson wronks the dongle.

[–] DjMeas@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

Morning wood.

[–] Ulfenstein@feddit.nu 5 points 10 months ago

Daddy nature

[–] The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

There is nothing quite like the taste of fresh squeezed maple syrup.

[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 10 months ago

What they don't tell you about becoming a vampire is how you actually shrink if you don't feed often enough.

[–] redbr64@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Bear Grylls drinking the contents of a camel's stomach in a (produced for TV) bid to survive in the desert, shortly before spending the night in the animal's carcass

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Herbal essence in yo mouff!

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 months ago

"That day, Paul felt something deep inside him awalen."

[–] Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 10 months ago

After pruning make sure to not let any of natures free refreshments go to waste

[–] rhythmisaprancer@kbin.social 2 points 10 months ago

A skilled shooter retracts their mouth from the split barreled blow gun after shooting it in the prone position.

[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I have the power!

[–] Francisco@mander.xyz 2 points 10 months ago

Original sketches for the drinking scene on the Predator movie.

[–] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago
[–] groknull@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago

There’s something out there waiting for us, and it ain’t no man. We’re all gonna die.

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago
[–] Metans@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

After playing the Resident Evil 3 Remake, Gerald went out into the woods to recreate that one scene from the Power Station

[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

This tree took a parasitic approach as opposed to traditional pollination.