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It means "abandon all hope ye who enter here" its the inscription dante decided was above the gates of hell and she put right above her ass. 10/10

What do yall think?

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[–] LibsEatPoop@hexbear.net 36 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

she put right above her ass

It's a warning to you, OP. It means, anything you put in, won't be getting out. It belongs to her, legally.

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Without a base, without a trace, and it turns out that OP is unbased. It's been nice knowing you, comrade

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 33 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It means if you have the anal sex your eternal soul WILL go to hell.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 29 points 11 months ago

Im so ready

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago

I’m holding my judgment until I hear what the rest of the polycule has to say about it

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?

Volcel Police

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago (3 children)

she got hemorrhoids or something?

[–] buh@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

She’s a shark

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Not afaik 👀

[–] sharkfucker420@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yo holy fuck she just revealed to me that she thinks she has a hemorrhoid. I'm not fucking joking.

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

How would that work anatomically? Is it between the second dorsal and caudal fins?

Other than the confusing logistics that is both a hilarious-ass tattoo and a hilarious ass tattoo.

[–] frogbellyratbone_@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago
[–] nabana@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

You know, for the longest time I was trying to convince a friend of mine who was really into LOTR to get "Speak Friend and Enter" in elvish right above his ass but he never went for it.

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

lmao that's excellent chefs-kiss

[–] Notcontenttobequiet@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

Is your girlfriend someone I went to high school with? Because I heard a rumor about a girl getting this same tattoo after graduation.

[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago