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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

As you can see, this heart contains no blood. This is usually fatal.

[–] Sphks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Plus there is only half of it. It's not healthy.

[–] livus@mander.xyz 7 points 1 year ago

Halfhearted.

[–] D61@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

"As you can see, once a heart is removed from a body, it goes limp and fades away."

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

MRW the doctors tell me there’s nothing they can do for me because my heart is sliced in half and also being electrocuted

[–] Contramuffin@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Me when my grandma starts typing "p" in the address bar

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A targeted EMP attack on the heart, causing a sudden critical power failure

[–] doritoshave9sides@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

[roblox] "oeufff"

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Oof ouch my organs

[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago

Apparently the heart, once removed, kills you.

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Ś Ť Ř Ō Ñ K Ē

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

In figure A, you can clearly see how The Quickening stops the heart of the defeated Highlander to preserve any energy left for the victor.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 1 year ago

"Removing a human's heart causes interesting effects such as: D E A T H"

[–] Kindness@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

This area here: is key to triggering graceful falls and the most comfortable naps.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

How are we able to survive having things shot through our skulls, but die from this? How?

[–] Rubisco@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 year ago
[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

When I open the pantry and find that my partner ate the last snacks in the house.

[–] harry315@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

If I put a circle around this one specific part of a diagram, you will die

[–] Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

When she tells my heart. And the title can be something something achey breaky.

[–] retrieval4558@mander.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Sinoatrial node stops working = fall down go boom

[–] D61@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Heat Attack Gun: A CIA Field Manual, Illustrated

[–] mydude@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Definitely not you-know-what side-effects.