this post was submitted on 09 Mar 2024
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wtf I love Teslas now
What a stupid way to die
Do billionaires normally survive backing into ponds?
Billionaires ate the devil fruit that gives you money but in turn, they can't swim because the sea hates them
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I keep one of those glass breaking hammers attached directly to my driver's side sun blocker thingy.
This is very funny. Musk doing more praxis than almost anyone here.
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More like Angela 潮 
Yes I know her surname isn't cháo as in 潮 (tides/waves) but I'd like to imagine a shipping magnate who eventually drowned having a surname to do with the tides to be funnier.
Objectively hilarious
With all that money she should have paid for the optional extra safety feature for her Tesla:
I don't think the Model X comes with bulletproof glass standard, which means that either Tesla found a way to screw up regular safety glass or that Chao went out of her way to replace the standard glass with bulletproof glass. Either way 
They screwed up regular safety glass. It's supposed to be "tough" glass to deter people trying to break into them, but isn't actually strong enough for that (Hitting them with a bit of pipe or a brick hard enough still breaks them fine) but they're too strong to break with your fists or feet from the inside. It's like a weird anti-safety measure.
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critical support to elon musk in his protracted war against other billionaires
You have been SUBMERGED!
Tesla's have now done more for the people than I ever could
Lol owned
what unexpected good news! Hahaha
Nature is hitting back
Musk is doing more praxis than you. What's your excuse?
Critical support.
This is possibly one of the greatest run on sentences ive ever read.
Stopped clock is right twice a day