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Another CYOA (Choose your own adventure) for my fellow Hexbears.

Pick one option.

I probably would choose the Diner. Since free and good food sounds amazing.

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[–] BasementParty@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Bunch of nerds here not figuring out how to metagame the system. Choose the shop, purchase a couple of new phones "free of charge" every week, sell em on Facebook marketplace, use the $5000 a month you're making to live the rest of your life on easy street.

Also, hotel and loft are pretty much the same. I guess the hotel has other people in it and cleans itself but that's a minor difference.

[–] porcupine@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 9 months ago

being forced to use Facebook Marketplace every week in order to live is a curse I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"purchase" a small armory, use it to arm a guerilla army, but yknow 'within reason' no SAM emplacements

[–] Des@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

and it will be all plasma rifles and techno-magical disintegration beam wands and other extradimensional awesomeness.

imagine what hamas-red-triangle but with a 2 gigajoule plasma caster from Universe-853

[–] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

cringe and grindset pilled

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