Noodles? Woke. Salad? Woke. Mushrooms? They look like little dicks, woke. Pay attention now - pasta? Not woke. It's going to get more complicated now. Yoghurt? Extremely redpilled. Mustard? Woke. Mayo? Also woke.

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

scared-fash NOODLES? Its a making tha people weak.

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

no-fash it's-a somethin aboutta them, ah cannota say a-what ( us-foreign-policy )

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What about hot pockets? My large adult son needs to know.

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Frozen foods are all redpilled unless they're pink, in which case they carry the woke mind virus. Put some ketchup (redpilled) on that hot pocket for a little spice, patriot!

[–] buh@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

they too closely resemble burritos (recipe made by minorities) so you tell me alex-supplements

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

hotpockets are woke because they're either hotter than the sun or still frozen in the middle

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

how can lmayo be woke

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Looks like cum, cum is woke

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

[–] Hexphoenix@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Noodles? Woke.

Pay attention now - pasta? Not woke.

thurston