Like from what I understand you're not allowed to touch the workers because then it becomes prostitution. So like. A bunch of boys just get together and sit down to watch some girls dancing naked? And they just kinda grin at each other and say "hey isn't it awesome when there's boobs?"

You can't jerk off so they just go to get boners with their buddies? You can do that at home. You can just watch porn with the fellas or have a circlejerk.

I've never understood why it's seen as a straight masculine thing to go to a place where the only thing you can do is get horny with other men.

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[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The boys: at a strip club to look at the bazoinkas and paying to pitch a tent awooga

Me: At the strip club for the cheap wings and beer, and helping the girls unionize.

we-are-not-the-same

[–] SwitchyWitchyandBitchy@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Add hard drugs to the mix and this sounds like a Wednesday night for Hunter Biden.

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

The coolest Biden by far.