Yeah, I've still got that shit stuck in my head a decade later, but now when I yearn for a sandwich I look at a menu featuring $13 options pre-tax. Suck me off with that Subway. Fuck you and your pedo sandwiches.

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[–] chungusamonugs@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It wasn't even a foot long too. Average sandwich sizes even in the day were closer to 11 inches.

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

At a certain point we're going to have start making excuses for the lack of terror

[–] TrudeauCastroson@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I usually add an inch to my measurements, no one can usually tell and I haven't been sued for false advertising yet