"Why yes, my overpriced fake leather nostolgiabait shoes that have nothing in it, dont come in wide, and gives people pla tar fasciitis is muxh better than the other overpriced fake leather hipsterbait shoe!!!!"

And then kids will literally screech in the damn store if they dont get their shitty nike shoe, becayse its about the NAME of the BRAND!!!

FUCK OFF SNEAKERHEADS YOU ALL SUCK!!!

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[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

and they have an optional back strap so you can walk fast without worrying about them slipping off

Putting em in 4 wheel drive

[–] wopazoo@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Open your third leg 👁️ 🦵

[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hello, Volcel Police?!

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police