"Why yes, my overpriced fake leather nostolgiabait shoes that have nothing in it, dont come in wide, and gives people pla tar fasciitis is muxh better than the other overpriced fake leather hipsterbait shoe!!!!"

And then kids will literally screech in the damn store if they dont get their shitty nike shoe, becayse its about the NAME of the BRAND!!!

FUCK OFF SNEAKERHEADS YOU ALL SUCK!!!

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[–] EmotionalSupportLancet@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A collectible sneaker game.

Draws a shoebox from the pile

ties two blue shoelaces together

”I cast Air Jordan 1 on your Air Balance 990, it goes straight to the scuffed pile”!

[–] Self_Hating_Moid@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

At least the 990s are functional shoes

[–] EmotionalSupportLancet@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

I have no clue, I had to google a list of sneakers to fill in the nouns for the joke lol.