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[–] Jackusflackus@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (3 children)

I’d rather see Trump vs Putin. Make it a fight to the death. Would be nice to get rid of atleast 1 of them.

[–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 16 hours ago

That fight would end up with trump's face permanently stuck around putin's crotch.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 7 points 15 hours ago

Only if the winner also dies.

[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Putin was a Judo champion 30 years ago. I betting on him to win that one.

[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Kind of? It’s like Tate’s”World Championship” title in kickboxing in that “the world” was not actually the world

[–] huppakee 5 points 15 hours ago

Even someone who won a local championship 40 years ago would likely win against Trump though, especially if they are forced to play by the rules.