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Ow my liver (slrpnk.net)
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[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works -3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Let's be clear here, calling white claws an alcoholic beverage is... Technically true, but it's literally %2.5, I wouldn't put it past someone to not notice they're drinking with that weak sauce

[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They're 5%

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The blue cans are 8%.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Because of the surge pricing

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Where are you getting that number from? I don't think I've ever seen an alcoholic beverage with that low of a percentage

[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago

It's apparently not white claws, but 2.5s absolutely exist

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

IDK about the US, but 2.5% is very common for bottled beer-and-soda mixes (usually lemon- or orange-flavored) here.