As someone who has successfully cut down their alcohol intake this is cringe supreme for me.
this post was submitted on 17 Jul 2025
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I'm sorry, you don't know what an alcohol buzz feels like? I'm caling bullshit on this one.
Or what alcohol tastes like.
tell me how these weren't designed to give alcoholics plausible deniability lol
those are actually kinda good tho
Oh, I thought they were designed to give alcoholics heart attacks
Naw, the industry basically self-regulated itself out of mixing alcohol and caffeine after all the Four Loko incidents. The labeling is just for brand loyalists or something now, idk
The people drinking vodka Red Bulls do be persisting
It's not easy to tell the difference between a can of kombucha and a can of thc sparkling juice at first glance either. Both have similar designs.
I can't tell if you're being serious or if you're leaning into the joke bc here in america they take all of the alcohol out of kombucha so both drinks would be intoxicating anywhere else
Yes almost all the alcohol is removed from kombucha so it is not intoxicating.
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Ain't no open container laws when you're drinkin' claws.
Trevor?!
If a 12 oz can at 5% ABV once per day makes you feel liver pain, there's probably something wrong with your liver, and maybe the drinking life isn't for you.
It's fine, I'll just take more Tylenol to deal with the pain.
Just drink Painquil! It's acetaminophen, and it's 10% alcohol! The old liver double whammy.
If God was real, PainQuil would be morphine and blue raspberry instead of black cherry
If the devil was real, it would be anise and krokodil.
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Oh no
I miss feeling things
I did the same almost, bought weird new energy drinks, was about to drink one at work, looked at the can better, 5,5% alcohol. Whoops.
Drank it on the drive home instead, naturally
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