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Living life in peace (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 day ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Northern Norway doesn't have tics, snakes, or bears. Worst thing that could happen is getting gnawed on by a lemming.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

... or a Norwegian

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That does happen TBF.

[–] Osprey@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

They do have mosquitos.

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Regrettably. But it's more of an unending torment situation than a life threatening situation. And they don't harass you on the beach or on the mountains, just in the forest. And let's face it, if you're doing anything with your summer other than sitting in a boat with a fishing line, you're doing it wrong.

The sea Sami had the right idea. Spend the summer fishing on the sea and spend the winter hunting in the forest. A lifestyle I intend to resurrect once I retire.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What could be less harmful to humans than mosquitoes?

[–] Alenalda@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Mosquitos cause by far the most deaths of humans every year of any animal. So pretty much anything.