piccolo

You dont need to be a redneck to understand the value of a pickup in rural america. Shes gonna haul sheet of plywood with that hachback? Lmao

Then... they can get their family to come pick'em up in their pickup truck.

Where are you going in rural america that you need to rent a car if you arent already living there?

How many washer machines is it?

Unmanned? Nah, lets just assemble a team of oil drillers and send them up there like space cowboys.

Makes a lot of sense Muskrat is pouring money into the neurolink.

Dont worry, GM never learned their lesson. I remember having to do that on my mom's Chevrolet Venture minivan...

Year 2045: "the oceans are woke. Lets nuke them into submission"

"Sir we tried that in the 1960's. It didnt work."

"We're sending you to collections"

Oh so you have my last name?

"...no..."

Really? Right in front of my AJAX?

Dictators/capitalists need fresh bodies for their rule. If you aint procreating, youre an enemy.

There are upsides.... humanity kills themselves and earth will recover eventually.