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[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Hold up. Isn't every (male) orgasm technically a prostate orgasm? It squirts its juices at each one.

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

It's different.

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You sound like the kind of person who's never stuck their finger up their own butt before.

[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

What does that have to do with anything? Whenever a man has an orgasm, the prostate adds its juice to the ejaculate - regardless of how the orgasm was achieved. Hence, there is no climax where the prostate isn't involved. That's why I was saying every orgasm is technically a prostate orgasm. Also, when OP takes about his goth queen giving him a "prostate orgasm", I very much doubt she stuck to exclusively stimulating the prostate. Very likely, she just added direct stimulation of the prostate to what most people do to make a guy cum. So, if true, it would have been rather a penis+prostate orgasm, if we name it after the body parts the that were stimulated.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 17 hours ago

You've definitely never cum in your chastity cage without permission

[–] Fillicia@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Seems more like he always does.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

I know how to brat, don't worry. I know how to get what I want.