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[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 10 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Now explain what that means please

[–] Denalduh@lemmy.world 36 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Makes the poo poo go drip drip

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Drip drip? I seem to recall an image more akin to a horrific volcano or extremely unenticing chocolate fountain.

[–] Walican132@lemmy.today 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Product to make you have a bowel movement.

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (6 children)
[–] elvith@feddit.org 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Drink the bottle, your ass goes full throttle

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Glug glug, butthole unplugged

[–] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Bowel of doom? Drink and kaboom!

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago

dinkdink make poopoo

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

It's like the Maga mouvement.

[–] dabster291@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 days ago

it makes you poop

[–] Walican132@lemmy.today 3 points 6 days ago

Wet in mouth make poo poo from bum

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Get ready to shit yourself inside out (assuming you don't already have constipation)

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Its not that bad of one. Before major surgery I had to have a completely empty digestive system and so I had to drink a bottle of the stuff and take a laxative pill. Was it a fun night? Absolutely not. But it was much more of a don't stray too far from the toilet scenario than a don't get up off it one