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[–] janNatan@lemmy.ml 29 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Oh who can remember. Several days at least. Basically until I had a bowel movement. They had given me a threshold of "if you don't go by this date come back" or something. That wasn't needed, that's all I remember.

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 15 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Are you telling me someone on Lemmy has experience in not pooping for three days? Why didn't you speak up before?!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 days ago

They were too busy posting moth memes. We will full circle to the shit knife, my mm. way now.

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Spent a week in the hospital and couldn't leave until i pooped. Problem is when you're pumped full of opioids that doesn't happen.

I quit taking the oxy a couple weeks later because of that and wanting some beer.

[–] MeThisGuy 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

but those are great together!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] MeThisGuy 1 points 5 days ago

shower beer, shitter beer, sometimes the same thing when doing a waffle stomp