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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago

Where were you when the McDonald'e fell?

my family and I were in church, eating delicious hamburgers and watching the NCIS: FBI: CIA Christmas Special on the monitors when everyones' cell phones chirped loudly with warnings from the government system:

"Brown Alert - McDonald's has been attacked. Seek shelter immediately."

my 12 year old son, Gladio 2, pulled out his machine pistol and ran screaming into the streets, indiscriminately firing into crowds of strangers. I have never been more proud of his commitment to our highest ideals.