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My fantasy is that Trump tries to have Elon killed/arrested but fails because he's rich and has very good guards. So then Elon sends someone to kill Trump, which is successful. Then Elon dies from some drug complications right after. If we're lucky, they both die after shitting their pants.
There's a lot of quick and seemingly painless deaths here!! Unacceptable.
Ok, here goes:
The overbloated satsuma sends in the gravy seals to kill him, however they only maim him leaving muskrat in excruciating pain...but alive.
For now.
He escapes and goes in to exile somewhere (Moscow? Somewhere embarrassing.) but it doesn't matter as he can't leave his bed due to the searing pain etc etc.
muskrat realises he's going to die a slow painful death so in turn takes a leaf out of putlers' book and smuggles some polonium in to Fatboys big mac. Mr Chunky CheesePaint eats said poisoned big mac and starts to deteriorate nice and slowly, but painfully.
Now there are both slowly dying. They both have weeks or a few months at best to live. And even with pain meds they'll both experience the horror of the agony, AND the knowledge that death is coming for them.
Not my finest work but the essence is that they both get taken out and endure the pain they so rightfully deserve.
In this scenario, I would like Thiel, Yarvin, Marjorly, and the rest of the fascist gang to die in a freak aeroplane crash.
I know a guy.
Calls R Kelly
Well, he does believe he can fly.
Can they shit their pants very publicly and in the most embarrassing way possible?
Bit of a FYI:
We all shit our pants when we die. The sphincter muscles relax and well, shit happens.
We also fart...a lot.
I have discovered bodies in various stages of post mortem, from recent to rigor. Shitting of pants is not a given. And I was an EMT, not just a crazy person.
Years ago, I read In Cold Blood, and the thing that scared one of the killers the most, was that when he was hanged, he'd shit his pants. He insisted on using the toilet before his execution.
Not me. If they're going to execute me, I'm going to hold it for a few days, and make my executioners deal with the ahftermath.
Night before:
14 deviled eggs and coffee.
Last meal:
Milk and ex-lax.
But they said AFTER shitting their pants, so really we’re just hoping two drug-addled fuckheads very reasonably shit themselves before dying so there’s insult added to injury.
Ah yes. Missed that part. Double shit for them both!
Yes, I too saw that episode of South Park.