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[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I can get you a signed edition of the Bible right now as long as you don’t care which company printed it or who signs it

[–] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Alexander Pope.

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

buy bible, sign out myself, eBay, profit

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

op said first edition, not signed

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Ok, pick a scroll any scroll

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

They just a word

I can do a first edition of the Bible. No guarantees on which edition though.

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Or which edition it is.