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Muslims are required by their faith to clean urine of the tip of their penis. These hoses are likely for doing that. Idk if this is universal to all sects but my friends family has them.
Is it also required to wash your hands after touching the hose of a thousand penises, or is that part optional?
Idk what would make you assume Muslims do not wash their hands
Walk into bathroom.
Wash hands.
Pee.
Wash hands.
Touch sprayer of a thousand dinks.
Spray dink.
Wash hands.
Leave bathroom.
Wash hands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fREu-HCIEEg
Wow...took me a couple loops, but I downloaded that one for the ol' Internet Archive.
It's from Wonder Showzen lol, the torrents of the whole series are out there.
People in general aren't that good at washing their hands after peeing tbh. Though I would generalize Muslims as generally more hygienic since it's basically a core tenet of their faith iirc.
I was mainly commenting on the fact that there's certainly some people with a potential thousand penis handshake running around out there, unless there is also a specific rule about washing the hands after using the penis hose. Your reply suggests there is not.
This.
I'm embarassed for people that a whole meme can spring up based on not knowing that other places have different hygeine.
Similarly, when those making fun of name communities find something that is an older, common name in some other country. Like mocking someone for being named Jhonny. MykKynzbrynlyk'kyffyr (pronounced Steve) is still fair game, but not Anous
Wait really? I have a bum hose because my shit sticks to everything and I'm tired of replacing brushes. I'd figure you could get a washlet/toilet mounted bidet aimed properly for that.
Should be required by everyone else too. I hate the taste of pee on a pee pee.
It is preferred not to use urinals if you can and to instead sit down to avoid getting urine particles on your clothes.
What!!!! other cultures are ahead of Americans on personal hygiene, I'm super shocked!!! /s
Thats fair honestly