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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 66 points 2 months ago (2 children)

And allergies are because your nose is full of tree jizz

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

~~Nah its the whole baby, not jizz~~

It is jizz

[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

You're thinking of seeds.

Pollen is only the male half of the genetic material required for sexual plant reproductin, and is the step before plants produce fruit and seeds.

Hence, jizz.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

You're so right that ones on me, idk why I said that

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

seeing people admit their mistakes online is one of the rarest and most beautiful sights in nature

[–] mcqtom@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes, thank you for your humility, Shark Fucker 420.

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Do we have a /rimjob_steve community somewhere already?

[–] GreatTitEnthusiast@mander.xyz 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's kind of both

The pollen isn't the jizz but it produces the jizz

[–] mcqtom@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

when ya wank, do you shoot 3kg naked shitting humans?

[–] superkret@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago

It's the only way I can get off.

[–] meyotch@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 months ago

Millions of little homunculi

[–] Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I can't go out in summer cause I constantly have to say no homo and people keep looking at me all weird