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I'm an American living in Norway. Every time someone figures out I'm American they immediately ask me about my thoughts on Trump. How do I mess with them? (hexbear.net)
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[–] Scranulum@lemm.ee 36 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Look around suspiciously, then lean in and say "I don't believe he's human. I think they're here."

Edit: even better, lean in and say, "I think he's....Danish."

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Edit: even better, lean in and say, "I think he's....Danish."

  • He enjoys a completely unjustified popularity
  • He thinks he is the centre of the word
  • He believes brown people are out to destroy civilisation if they get the chance
  • He enjoys eating shitty food

The facts checks out. Trump is Danish.

[–] elpaso@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He enjoys eating shitty food

Seriously the food here sucks lol.

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wrong. Lye fish is objectively great.

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Lye fish is Norwegian.

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 1 points 5 hours ago

elpaso is in Norway tho

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago

Dane-ald Trump convincing Denmark to sell Greenland to Seppoland, only to immediately sell Seppoland to Denmark in turn, now THAT's what I call insider trading