Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 week ago by BlueEther@no.lastname.nz to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Don't do that

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But how will you feed all these people with only one loaf of bread???

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's cool, he has a fish too!

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And wine!

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dude, he knows I'm recovering, I brought water for a reason!

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Hey guys, don't say anything, ok? I'm gonna switch his drink out later and really fuck with him!