After several years of feeding the birds and squirrels in my backyard, I've finally gotten some crows to start coming around regularly. I'm now conditioning them to associate my whistling with snacks, it's only a matter of time before I can launch my corvid-assisted revolution.

[–] john_brown@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Once you get the crows on your side work on the vultures, they're bigger and scarier and just as interested in being fed by people

they like cat food

[–] Des@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

but will they build an entire culture around how you are good and your enemies are their enemies?

[–] john_brown@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago

I'll have to develop a mutual language and get back to you on that one

[–] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago

I also have a few ravens in the neighborhood but I hardly ever see them. Still holding out hope for the heavy artillery.

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago

Sic them on your local Tesla dealership