Hey, did you guys hear about the one about the console gamer and the girl? Neither did we. A little lesson in love, gentlemen: chicks don't dig guys who are behind the times. Sorry. But the good news is, when enhanced with a 3dfx Voodoo graphics accelerator, the performance and effects on your PC will kick the snot out of your console. Thus bringing you ahead of the times. So pick one up. Oh, and lose the headgear. They hate that too.
Imagine if Nvidia or AMD still made ads like this nowadays. If you don't buy an RTX 5090 that means your DICK is SMALL
I don't know what it is but the phrase "you're a real hot dog!" is so funny to me.
They really want to fuck that dog
It's funny that they made ads for the Neo Geo aimed at children considered how expensive it was. I guess there wasn't really an adult enthusiast market in 1991, though.
Yeah, the games alone were as much as a Nintendo or Sega console.
There's also this one that's heavily targeted at Patrick Bateman. Spoiler because w*man
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