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Andrew Tate 'not welcome' in Florida, Ron DeSantis says (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 20 hours ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 36 points 20 hours ago (5 children)

Send tate to florida. Then get out a saw, and cut Florida away and into the Ocean. Then use ropes to connect Hawaii and Alaska to the mainland.

Now you can claim that only connected states can be states. Also, international no fly, no sail zone 300 miles around florida at any time. No one leaves.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 31 points 17 hours ago

Bugs had the right idea in 1949.

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 20 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

The only way in or out is via gay party boat ferry.

[–] Biskii@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 18 hours ago

With rescued immigrants onboard

[–] nick@midwest.social 12 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Just wait 20 years. It’ll be underwater.

[–] lolrightythen@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago

Great news for the folks inland...

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Careful with that saw. There are allies there still.

[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

As long as the electoral college exists, it really doesn’t matter, sadly.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Fair enough. We should make it matter.

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Too late. Dictatorships don't do reforms.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

What if we ask even more nicely this time?

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 10 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

That's Hillsborough County not Tampa the city, that goes Republican. We are pretty progressive inside the city but the sprawling county has enough people to drown us out.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

Sorry for the misunderstanding. I'm not calling out people based on their county. I just pulled an electoral map because it's a quick way to point out that Florida is potentially a purple state. It's got a lot of people supporting civil rights and other progressive goals. I don't want to see it sawed off and abandoned to its gerrymandered leadership. That's what I was trying to communicate.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Alaska is already connected to the mainland?

[–] bahbah23@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Canada isn't a US state yet

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 5 points 17 hours ago

But they are the same piece of land...