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[–] alvvayson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 85 points 5 months ago (3 children)

The eggs we buy in supermarkets come from hens who have never seen a cock.

It's basically bird menstruation in a shell.

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 47 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well now I'm just hungry for an omelette.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 27 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If you make it with ostrich eggs, is it called an omel?

[–] Duranie@literature.cafe 40 points 5 months ago

Pet peeve - chickens didn't menstruate, they have no reason to. They do however ovulate, which is where we get the eggs from.

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

Oh god...I need bleach for my eyes