If these people are willing to buy this, then what happens after Trump dies? Do they go back to their sad and alienated American lives? What do they attempt to fill the gaping hole in their soul with?

[–] Dagadashko@hexbear.net 41 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Trump reliquary. Also, fuck, this actually seems like a profitable and doable grift. Hmmmmmm...

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

32 competing shrines each claiming to have Trump's middle finger or something.

[–] MrPiss@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

You lack the right imagination. There will be ten churches claiming to have his Holy Prepuce.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Prepuce

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

The cursed evil twin of the Lenin mausoleum.

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 34 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I wondersomething similar whenever i see a big truck flying Trump flags. I wonder what they did before 2016? Because now its their 24/7 personality, but what was going on the first 30 or 40 years of their life?

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 29 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Tea Party, Glenn Beck, O'Reilly, George W Bush, Rush Limbaugh, etc...

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Quite a few of them were "centrist" and "nonpolitical" until their treats felt too "politically correct/SJW/woke," too. freeze-gamer

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

but what was going on the first 30 or 40 years of their life?

If it's anything like the MAGAts of my own biological relatives, what was going on was a lot of self-loathing, hatred, and blaming dehumanized "others" for their own frustrations and shortcomings, from losing jobs to criminal records.

[–] Self_Sealing_Stem_Bolt@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Yup, the same people who are wearing trump shit, (and the equivalent in kanada) were the ones calling people with empathy "bleeding hearts" 10 to 20 years ago. They've always been this way.

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

gulag

[–] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago

Nothing. Boring-ass conservatives like this literally don't have personalities or so anything other than work, maybe date or marry someone, watch basic movies and TV, play basic video games on easy mode (maaaaaybe). It's why advertising and propaganda work so well on them and they care so much about ads, store merchandise, blockbuster movie protagonists, black & white media-fascist understanding of the world, etc.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They're going to job him up and sell him for relics.

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago

:quark: Act now and you too can have your very own peice of JD!

[–] Self_Sealing_Stem_Bolt@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago

QAnon shit but instead of jfk its trumps ghost

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago

when trump dies i am going to make a fortune writing BS about how he was spotted in some other country plotting his comeback with top advisors....

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

cum putty, probably

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

what happens after Trump dies?

What do they attempt to fill the gaping hole in their soul with?

The answers to both questions are the the same, and it involves an IDF cum extraction squad, apparently.