chapotraphouse

trying to figure out what historical 'Cimmerians' spoke, where they lived---dozens of books, reading asssyrian records, archaeology linguistics---years of work.

It doesn't help that as far as I know the Cimmerians didn't leave written accounts about themselves. I think I read that even the name is derived from what others called them.

In case it seemed like otherwise, I actually enjoyed the Conan movies for what they were (Conan the Destroyer was like the earliest example I can think of a D&D tabletop group chemistry in movie form).