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[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 84 points 11 months ago (3 children)

ahahahahahaaha she's into it clown-to-clown-communicationclown-to-clown-conversation

Crazy accurate, especially with the “Cimmerian vibes.” I’ve done my DNA testing. I lack, though, any explicit ties to the African or Sephardic/Romani side. You are correct, on paper—very much so half Dalmatian & half Slovene, but you left out the German ties on my Slovene side.

omg you totally read me except the 3/4 of it that was completely wrong. and the part about having a growth disorder because you can't grasp that selfies make people's facial features look disproportionately large

this is just horoscopes for racist losers lmao

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 49 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Her bio is just:

Philosopher.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Self-described philosophers are usually sus to me. sus-soviet

That goes double if they're French. libertarian-alert

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

Oh? Your a philosopher? Then turn this lead into gold. You can't? Then I guess you don't have the stones to be a philosopher.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

Self-described philosophers are usually sus to me. sus-soviet

That goes double if they're French. libertarian-alert

[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

legible magyar admixture

❌ (googled and that's hungarian)

sephardic or romani

slightly acromegalic

this is literally just a fucking insult, he's saying she has a growth disorder and she takes kindly to it?

African genetics

❌ (love how he's memorized a gajillion european ethnicities and doesn't know a single african one)

Cimmerian

❓she claims it's accurate but only says she's half Dalmatian and half Slovene. maybe 23andme told she was 0.8% iranic?

Haplogroup I-M438

➖ googled and this is literally just a group of meaningless genes most common to be people in the balkans, but very common throughout all of eastern europe (probably why she acted like he got slovene when he didn't) and not uncommon in western europe and the middle east

Dalmatian (Croatian)

✅ wow a single one!

not like ethnic DNA tests aren't pseudoscience that look for meaningless mutations (genetic noise that doesn't mark anything nor manifest in any way) likely most common to a politically defined historic region yet never remotely matching it, often extending deep into neighboring areas and further. crazy how random genes don't confine themselves to manmade culture zones 🤷‍♂️

not like ethnicities aren't constantly shifting, vaguely defined, socio-cultural lumping of clines together in one of the most genetically similar species to exist (that just happens to have a diverse spectrum of phenotypes)

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

googled and that's hungarian

that's a fun one because when they say that they don't mean hungarian (unambiguously white) they're specifically talking about the medieval magyars who were imagined as an 'other', non-white invading barbarian group. he's saying she looks like she has turkic/mongolic unspecified asian ancestry. irl as a steppe confederation they were not a unified ethnolinguistic group of course but the ruling class called magyars whose language became hungarian were related to finns i.e. probably considered white by people without phds in racism.

so it's actually wrong in two ways centrist