owenfromcanada

joined 1 week ago
[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 3 points 23 minutes ago

WATCH OUT BROTHER, ALLERGENS ARE EVERYWHERE

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 hours ago

Later: "Okay, my executive order is in effect. But what the hell is a lorrie?"

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 hours ago

Sorry, I can't retell it. Not after last time.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You know we don't count Gary. Not after last time.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago

A search engine from 2012? Not sure these days.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In other words, most people have an above-average number of legs.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

It's rumored that the cold war ended in no small part due to his fritattas.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago

Yeah, I've heard that--in fact, I made the joke largely because I expect lots of people to mentally start saying, "well actually..." before getting to the punchline.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ooh good point. Though there's only around 120,000 giraffes in the world, not sure what the probabilities are that any are trying to swallow a gerbil at any given time (and probably a more localized time window, given they're less spread out).

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

Right! Corrected

 

Most humans don't have any giraffes in their necks at all!

 

They both nominally have ~~5~~ 7, but I'm guessing there's at least one person choking on a fish or chicken bone at any given time to slightly skew the average.

Edit: corrected to 7

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 day ago (3 children)

GUS4MAYOR2026

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago

The human embodiment of Internet Explorer, everyone.

 
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