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submitted 1 day ago by owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Most humans don't have any giraffes in their necks at all!

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[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Except Gary "Giraffe Neck" Maher who has twenty giraffes in his neck and only 2 vertebrae.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

You know we don't count Gary. Not after last time.

[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I wasn't there. Can you retell the story?

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 hours ago

Sorry, I can't retell it. Not after last time.

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