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TIL about 1 million liters of urine is spilled onto the bathroom floor every day in the U.S. in c/til@lemmy.world

[–] nightwatch_admin 26 points 1 day ago

… says the guy who wee-wees upside down

pour one out for the thatcher fans in c/okmatewanker@feddit.uk

[–] nightwatch_admin 37 points 1 day ago

That’s not very kind to diarrhoea, though.

Trump Admin Considering Giving $10,000 To Each Person In Greenland To Annex The Island in c/globalnews@lemmy.zip

[–] nightwatch_admin 10 points 3 days ago

Glass beads may soon be worth more than US dollars if Drumpf gets to play economy like this for much longer.

Little Rule Dress in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] nightwatch_admin 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Best part of this is that you can actually see the time on the rolex (or any other brand) without shaking it to death and cupping your hands around it because it’s sunny. At a lower price!

Really? Just... just going to let her walk into that? in c/memes@lemmy.world

[–] nightwatch_admin 20 points 4 days ago (5 children)

That… that is a thing? OF COURSE IT IS. Why am I even asking…

Sovcit is confused by the CEO not accepting his coupon. in c/insanepeoplefacebook@lemmy.world

[–] nightwatch_admin 8 points 4 days ago

/c/OddlySpecific

Proton in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] nightwatch_admin 17 points 5 days ago

Also a car brand and a subatomic particle

Great time to buy! in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world

[–] nightwatch_admin 19 points 5 days ago

$MELANIA fapcoins of course

I'm not convinced he knew the question was about current events. (Even in 2020 when this is from) in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world

[–] nightwatch_admin 60 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Top of the line aneurysm shit talking. How does it even still stand on its feet?

Ted Cruz threatens fire alarm to cut short Cory Booker's Senate showdown in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] nightwatch_admin 1 points 1 week ago

That’ll work just fine, although I would probably feel quite sorry for the people in the destination country.

She's about 35 in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world

[–] nightwatch_admin 13 points 1 week ago

Hmmm dat phishing lonely boomer men vibe

Everybody thinks of Do-Re-Mi, but it's Lonely Goatherd that really slaps. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

[–] nightwatch_admin 4 points 1 week ago

The Muppets’ remake is gold too, Julie Andrews did a great job there.

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(Enterprise) Cryptography / Cybersecurity (self.buyeuropean)

submitted 3 weeks ago by nightwatch_admin to c/buyeuropean@feddit.uk

3 comments fedilink

I am investigating making my enterprise (cyber) security more European:

for those situations where Let’s Encrypt (still) doesn’t cut it: Globalsign is still Belgian I believe
MFA hardware tokens: I think only Nitrokey is German

What do you use or are you considering using?

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Just sad: Trump vows to rename Denali, North America’s tallest mountain, back to Mount McKinley (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 3 months ago by nightwatch_admin to c/politics@lemmy.world

21 comments fedilink

If you are so sad, you have to name a mountain back to a president whose biggest achievement was tariffs:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McKinley_Tariff
(which were not well received, btw).

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Forwarded from Reddit, made my head hurt (www.reddit.com)

submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by nightwatch_admin to c/fauxcyrillic@lemmy.world

0 comments fedilink

I know, I know, we should evade Reddit but this post on r/Russian (the language learning subreddit) was too good not to repost here.

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It's not gay... (feddit.nl)

submitted 4 months ago by nightwatch_admin to c/shirtsthatgohard@lemmy.world

15 comments fedilink

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Finally we learn the end goal of the Bene Gesserit (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 months ago by nightwatch_admin to c/dunememes@lemmy.blahaj.zone

8 comments fedilink

cross-posted from: https://lemmit.online/post/3747301

Competitive chess fans really are playing the long game

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The original was posted on /r/funny by /u/Groovy_Human_Bean on 2024-08-23 04:37:12+00:00.