Nope, better put it in your ass.
this post was submitted on 17 Jul 2025
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That, sir, is an eggplant.
so I should use it in an omelet?
I would not, but I am sure that you could in a way that wasn't disgusting.
I'm thinking about ways to use that and they're all disgusting.
Just ripe for planting eggs.
It depends on the size, I'm going to need another banana for scale
I gochu
Oh damn, I definitely wouldn't eat the first one then. It's bad if it shrinks. The other one should be ok for a few more days though.
Great, an even more veiny banaynay & unsolicited feet pics.
I think you'll find it was at least a little solicited
Ok, mostly solicited feet pics.
it's fine throw it in a smoothie
finally, some advice I can use
Boof it...
Once you go black
Put it in your ass first.
"No wrong way to eat a Reece's", huh?
Put it back in your ass first.
Only if you say the magic word.
Probably is, though you’d better not apply it in other ways.
Dude, where'd you get that banana???
I thought that was just for red bananas
Perfect for bread.
That's an eggplant.