frozenpopsicle

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[–] frozenpopsicle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

20 years ago I would go to a local bar that had free hot wings and usually some spinach cheese casserole on Fridays. Drinks were how they made money. But if you needed food, you could just drink water, you could eat free and they didn't care. Whole place was dark and smelled like infinite cigarettes and burnt hot sauce. Good times...

Okay. Hear me out.

Minecraft and cough syrup.

Saw headline and spent next couple seconds replaying SG-1 in my head.

...and I smoke too much grass to understand this

[–] frozenpopsicle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Wow, I did not know that. Thanks a bunch.

[–] frozenpopsicle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Same. I inform doctors that I am resistant to sedation. They nod, not believing me. I go under. I wake up 4 hours early, everyone goes insane. One time they failed to put me out right away. Fortunately they managed to put me out before they cut into me. My last memories before waking are hearing "oh shit, he's awake". Another time they used "an adult dose and a child dose" which... doesn't sound right. But I remember waking with a half dozen people trying to rouse me.

How enhancing are these drugs? Like will they make you resistant to small arms fire?

Dun dun dun dun Dana da Suddenly a wild techbro appears! Your attack was super effective!

[–] frozenpopsicle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah I really have been turned completely off to Target. I have one really close and the prices alone, but also the experience, are absolutely horrible. Going into an ikea once kinda opens your eyes. You could have a better thing for 1/3 the cost. Also, the fucking internet exists. So why buy anything at a "big box" store.

Pfff no loss whatsoever.

[–] frozenpopsicle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And a pleasant The One Meal to you too.

[–] frozenpopsicle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I imagine it would be very loud

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