Stern

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[–] Stern@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago

Vocally theres gonna be cracks as it deepens. It sucks, nothing to be done.

There will be at least one wet dream if not more, Hydrogen peroxide soak, then wash with OxiClean should rock those stains as both are recommended for 'protein'. Wash cold.

Erections at random times will 100% happen. It's expected.

Acne will happen, body is a wreck of hormones. Use a new pillowcase nightly, do skincare, should largely be fine. If it gets wild prescription stuff might be needed.

Thats all the big puberty stuff really, short of whether the quarterback or head cheerleader makes his pp into the big pp but thats a whole other discussion.

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 32 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

The real money is on if its a pool boy, escorts, or the Gaetz special.

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

I can guarentee you that the average low to middle class slob can afford a gun and ammo. If you can buy a PS5 you can get a Glock 19 or a rifle and plenty enough ammo for it.

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

My guess based on your description would be something good, that after a few uses, goes catastrophically bad. Like a gun that disintegrates the person you shoot (prophet) and each subsequent use after the first (squeeze) gives it a increasing chance to disintegrate itself and the user. (monster)

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Push to ban automobile manufacture as it threatens buggywhip makers.

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I'm okay with this?

If the stuff I regularly hear about the cartels doing (e.g. murdering political figures who oppose them.) was happening in, say, Afghanistan, no one would hesitate to call it terrorism, so the label fits.

That said, worried that it'd be used to justify unwanted military intervention.

As for gunrunners, yeah lock em up, throw away the key.

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He's just disgruntled several thousand federal employees. Maybe he's never heard the term Going Postal?

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

better watch out they might blow up the rubble of Gaza into smaller rubble.

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Seek psychiatric help. Sooner rather than later.

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

mans got that "hit randomize on the character creator" look.

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (8 children)

The only bad part about the obvious outcome here is that we'll have the 9/11 and JFK conspiracy theorist types jerking themselves raw about how it was absolutely a conspiracy to assassinate him.

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago (12 children)

Vance might be smarter then Trump but there's not a chance MAGA coalesces around him if Trump dies. Without that, congressional R's won't bend the knee so readily.

 

Should have done it well before it died on me, but oh well. Ordered the replacement battery online and got a ludicrously large box for a battery that's smaller then a bottlecap.

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