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I love the wording

If you HAD to choose between a nice sandwich and getting mauled by a wolverine, which would you choose?

Trump is speaking mandarin and Harris is speaking cantonese.

TRUMP: Maybe I should just reflect, and not speak more. I've been abandoned, do I deserve that? If I really was a bad shepherd, can I try again? Can I hold you again?

HARRIS: When I look back, walking with you, I've never been happy.

TRUMP: Too much hate, it's no use. To bring up the past only torments us.

HARRIS: Looking ahead, if I'm with you, I don't think there will be much happiness either.

TRUMP: I hurt you, and caused you pain.

i didnt see anything yet but the gist of it is like this, right

i'm going offline for a week, coming back to some frankly indecipherable stuff like this but still immediately understanding all of it

oh. shit.

i wake up

no ruyi jingu bang

now what. why do i continue

i would eat it. i would put it in a bowl and then eat it

The smartest people you've ever met:

that's so inconsiderate,,,, the athletes are gonna get executed for that,,

the masterful cat is depressed again today is my favorite thing ever.

it's a very peaceful slice of life, about an office worker who sucks at life skills and has a giant cat. The cat does the cooking, shopping, housework, etc. It's a 10/10 for me but it probably only works if you are a cat person

It just got an animated adaptation which is frankly a bit low budget but I still really liked it.

fuck me dude the dems turned it around

they did it to spite me specifically

what manga is that

i want to know more about this creature

Exactly, it's probably something like 24C. That would put the 200W loaded Hyper 212 at around 56.8C, which is not very plausible.